05
Sep

Pirates interview

The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who
was looking for juicy stories of excitement and derring-do. He told Red,
Im sure my readers would love to hear the tale behind your pegleg.


Well, I was thrown from the ship during gale force winds, and before me
mate could throw me a line, a shark bit me leg clean off.


The interviewer was sort of disappointed. What about the hook at the
end of your right arm?


I lost it in a sword fight with the Captain of the Guard.


Again the reporter was disappointed. Certainly theres an exciting
story about the patch on your eye?


One day, I was out on deck, and a bird flew over and crapped in me eye.


The reporter was amazed. Thats why you wear a patch?


Well, Id only had me hook a couple of days.

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