Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up.Roberts looks around and asks, Now, who is going to tell the wife? They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, dont make a bad situation any worse than it is.Gentlemen! Discreet? Im the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me. Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he wants.Rippington says, Your husband just lost $500 playing cards.She hollers, TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!Rippington says, Ill tell him.
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Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Crossing a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker
- Dear Tide
- If crocodiles make shoes, what do banana skins make?
- ABCs
- How do you make a tissue dance?
- You Know Yours Is A Redneck Church If
- Serving as a juror in a case
- Drunk Giraffe
- Election bumper stickers from Babylon 5
- Scottish Builder
- Harassment and discrimination
- Complaints of Married People
- But is it good for the environment? Excerpted from the book Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest, (c) 1996 by John J Kohut and Roland Sweet
- 20 Plots Youll Never See on Star Trek: The Next Generation
- Good Advice