23
Sep
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, Can you build me a box that
is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?
Hmm… mused the carpenter. It could be done, I suppose, but what
would you want a box like that for?
Well, you see, said the Polak, my neighbor moved away and forgot
some things, so he asked me to send him his garden hose.