04
Mar

Polish Name Change

One evening, a Polak named Stosh Manzarek heard a loud knock on his front door from the Nazi police.

Open up! Its the police!

Stosh asked his friend, What do I do? When they hear my name and find out Im Polish, theyll kill me!

Relax, said the friend. Just use a different name, like Fromheim, or Heimlich, or-

Okay, okay!

Stosh opens the door and a Nazi police officer is standing there.

Name?

Stosh answers, Abraham Goldman.

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