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- I can see your point, but I still think youre full of shit.
- I dont know what your problem is, but Ill bet its hard to pronounce.
- How about never? Is never good for you?
- I see youve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
- Im really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
- Ill try being nicer if youll try being smarter.
- Im out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message..
- I dont work here. Im a consultant.
- It sounds like English, but I cant understand a word youre saying.
- Ahhh…I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again…
- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
- You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
- I have plenty of talent and vision. I just dont give a damn.
- Im already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
- Thank you. Were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
- The fact that no one understands you doesnt mean youre an artist.
- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
- What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
- Im not being rude. Youre just insignificant.
- Its a thankless job, but Ive got a lot of Karma to burn off.
- Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
- And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be…?
- Do I look like a people person?
- This isnt an office. Its Hell with fluorescent lighting.
- I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- Im trying to imagine you with a personality.
- A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
- Can I trade this job for whats behind door #1?
- Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
- How do I set a laser printer to stun?
- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
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