Its getting close to going home time at the infants school. Teacher is chatting to the kids.

Teacher: Johnny, what did you do today?

Johnny: I played in the sand pit, miss.

Teacher: Thats very good. Ill let you go a bit early, if you can spell pit.

Johnny: P-I-T, miss.

Teacher: Very good, off you go. Mary, what did you do today?

Mary: I played in the sand with Johnny, miss.

Teacher: Ill let you go if you can spell sand.

Mary: S-A-N-D, miss.

Teacher: Well done, off you go. What about you Leroy?

Leroy: Johnny and Mary wouldnt let me play in the sand pit, miss. I think its blatent racial discrimination.

Teacher: Well, if you can spell racial discrimination…