Old and New Jokes

Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldnt seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice. Mate, its obvious, says the lifeguard, youre wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. Theyre years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos – about two sizes too small – and drop a fist-sized potato down inside em. Im tellin ya man… youll have all the babes ya want!The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!So he went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, Whats wrong now? Damn, Mate! said the lifeguard, The potato goes in front!!