02
Jul
- HEADACHES and INCREASED SEX DRIVE:
Known as getting him all hot and bewildered. - EXCESSIVE DOMESTICITY and CLUMSINESS:
Whatever you do, dont dust the knicknacks. - SENTIMENTALITY and EXTRAVAGANCE:
This is not the time to shop for Mothers Day. - SMELL SENSITIVITY and NAUSEA:
A hundred-foot distance from all Thai restaurants is recommended. - FOOD BINGING and LACK OF COORDINATION:
Its hard to stuff your face when you cant find it. - RINGING IN EARS and PARANOIA:
No, its NOT the IRS or that nerd from the health club at the door. - COMPULSIVE SPENDING and INSOMNIA:
Fortunately, the twenty-four-hour shopper probably cant get much of a wardrobe at 7-Eleven. - NYMPHOMANIA and POOR JUDGEMENT:
The only thing worse than taking the consequences is getting a call from one of them.