Pretty Dress

It was that time during the Sunday morning service for the childrens sermon, and all the children were invited to come forward.

One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said to her, That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?

The little girl replied, directly into the pastors clip-on microphone, Yes, and my Mom says its a Bitch to iron.

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