Old and New Jokes

After a long life of unselfish service, Father John OMalley died and went to heaven. St Peter met him at the gate and said: John, you did such a wonderful job for us on earth, wed like to do something special for you. You name it; its yours. John thought for a moment and said: Id like a private audience with the Holy Mother. St Peter told him it would be arranged.On the appointed day, St Peter escorted John to the Holy Mothers sanctuary. John went before Her, knelt, and said: Holy Mother, Ive always looked to You for guidance, and You have granted me peace and serenity through some difficult times. But I have one question that has nagged me during my whole time on earth. In all the paintings that were done of you, and in all the sculptures that were carved of you, you always looked so sad. Why is that? Mary thought for a moment, pursing her lips. She said: I always wanted a girl.