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A worried man goes to his doctor and explains, Doc, theres something seriously wrong with my digestive system! If I eat carrots, when I go to the bathroom, out comes carrots! If I eat peas, I take a dump, out comes peas! I eat apples and I poop apples! Im worried, Doc; What do you suggest?

The doctor said calmly, No problem, eat shit.

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