Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!

Just because you have one doesnt mean you have to act like one!

Baptists: only trouble is, they dont hold them under long enough.

A mans got to do what a mans got to do. A woman must do what he cant.

Mens brains are like the prison system – not enough cells.

Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!

You have a right to your opinions. I just dont want to hear them.