A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along
came a woman who, seeing the two cute babies, smiled, Arent they cute. What
are their names?

The man, giving the lady an angry look, replied, I dont know.

The lady asked again, Well, are they boys or girls?

The man, now looking angrier than before, replied, I really dont know.

The woman then started to scold the man, What kind of a rotten father are you?

The man sneered, I am not their father! I am just a condom salesman and these
are two complaints that I am taking back to my company!