Q: Whats the difference between sin and shame?

A: It is a sin to put it in, but its a shame to pull it out.

Q: Whats the speed limit of sex?

A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: Whats the ultimate rejection?

A: When youre masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?

A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchios face, and moaning, Lie to me!

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?

A: Because its no big deal unless youre not getting any.

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

A: K9P.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?

A: How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.

Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery?

A: If youre Eveready, Im Frito Lay.

Q: Whats another name for pickled bread?

A: Dill-dough

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