Real Mothers…

Real Mothers . . .

Real Mothers dont eat quiche; they dont have time to makeit.

Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox.

Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids.

Real Mothers know that dried playdough doesnt come out of shag carpets.

Real Mothers dont want to know what the vacuum just sucked up.

Real Mothers sometimes ask why me? and get their answer when a little voice says, because I love you best.

Real Mothers know that a childs growth is not measured by height or years or grade . . . It is marked by the progression of Mama to Mommy to Mom.

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