Redneck Jokes joke #10972

I thought Graceland was tacky.

No kids in the back of the pick- up, its not safe.

Do you think my hair is too big?

Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

The tires on that truck are too big.

Ive got it all on a floppy disk.

Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?

Damned if that polititian aint honest!

Were vegetarians. Ill have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.

You cant feed that to the dog.

Trim the fat off that steak.

I just love the Opera.

Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

Wrasslins fake.

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