Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo (Mexican President) are in France in a restaurant.

The waiter asks le apperitif? All of them answer oui!

The waiter looks at Zedillo Le tequila? Zedillo: oui!

The waiter looks at Yeltsin Le vodka? Yeltsin: oui!

Finally, the waiter looks at Clinton Le whisky? Clinton: DONT MENTION THAT BITCH !!!

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