A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, How many children do you have?

Ten, she replied.

What are their names? he asked.

David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David, she answered.

Theyre all named David? he asked What if you want them to come in from playing outside?

Oh, thats easy, she said. I just call David, and they all come running in.

And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?

I just say, David, come eat your dinner, she answered.

But what if you just want ONE of them to do something? he asked.

Oh, thats easy, she said. I just use their last name!