You know who built the other hemi.

Your car stereo costs more than your car.

Your old car is now considered the main storage unit.

Truckers tell your wife to watch her language.

Your wife uses a photo of Tammy Faye as a makeup application guide.

Your wife has more children than teeth.

Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.

When you walk your dog you both use the same tree.

Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.

Your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife does.

You go to the family reunion to pickup women.