A Texan is visiting Israel, and feeling thirsty, he stops at a house along the road. Can you give me a drink of water? asks the Texan.

Of course, says the Israeli, and invites the Texan to come in.

What do you do? says the Texan.I raise a few chickens, says the Israeli.

Really? says the Texan. Im also a farmer. How much land do you have?

Well, says the Israeli, out front its fifty meters, as you can see, and in the back we have close to a hundred meters of property. And what about your place?

Well, says the Texan, on my ranch, I have breakfast and get into the car, and I drive and drive…and I dont reach the end of the ranch until dinnertime.

Really, replies the Israeli. I used to have a car like that.