Redneck quickies 9

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You might be a redneck if…

Birds are attracted to your beard.

The diploma hanging in your den contains the words Trucking Institute.

Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

Your wifes job requires her to wear an orange vest.

Youve ever worn a tube top to a wedding.

Bikers back down from your momma.

You were shooting pool when your kids were born.

Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.

Your school fight song was Dueling Banjos.


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