Remember when…..

Remember when……..

A computer was something on TV from

a science fiction show of note

a window was something you hated to clean

and ram was the cousin of a goat

Meg was the name of my girlfriend

and gig was a job for the nights

now they all mean different things

and that really mega bytes

An application was for employment

a program was a TV show

a cursor used profanity

a keyboard was a piano

Memory was something that you lost with age

a CD was a bank account

and if you had a 3 1/2 floppy

you hoped nobody found out

Compress was something you did to the garbage

not something you did to a file

and if you unzipped anything in public

youd be in jail for a while

Log on was adding wood to the fire

hard drive was a long trip on the road

a mouse pad was where a mouse lived

and a backup happened to your commode

Cut you did with a pocket knife

paste you did with glue

a web was a spiders home

and a virus was the flu

I guess Ill stick to my pad and paper

and the memory in my head

I hear nobodys been killed in a computer crash

but when it happens they wish they were dead.

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