The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:
– has to work hard;
– has to work at great depths;
– has to work upside down;
– has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work;
– has to work in a high humidity environment;
– has to work at high temperatures;
– does not get weekends and holidays off;
– does not get time off after extra hours of work;
– has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.
Request DENIED for the following reasons:
– does not work 8 hours in a row;
– does not answer immediately to all requests;
– does not have a degree;
– after a short activity period, falls asleep at work;
– shows no fidelity to the workplace;
– retires too early;
– does not work at all unless pushed from behind;
– does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work.