Old and New Jokes

(From The Daily Californian (UC Berkeley student paper), 2/27/89, page 1,
Holocaust exaggerated, British historian claims)

British historian David Irving said Thursday night that Adolph Hitler
was unaware of the mass killing of Jews at the Auschwitz concentration
camp during World War II.

…

Irving said that professors float historical claims like a Goodyear blimp
and are waiting for someone to come along and prick it.

I AM THAT PRICK, he said.

Oh, what poetic justice….