A rookie officer pulled over a guy who was speeding.

officer:May I see your license?



Man:It is not valid.It has been revoked 5 times.



officer:Well then can I please see the registration to the car?



Man:this is not my car.I carjacked it.



Officer:Well open up the glove box and let me see who it is regitered to.



Man:I cant open up the glove box,it has my loaded gun in there



About this time the officer is reaching for his gun.



Officer:Well what do you have a gun in the glove box for?



Man:Oh, I used to kill my wife who is stuffed in the trunk.



The officer goes over and calls for backup.The police chief comes over and says,



Chief:Let me get this straight, you are driving on a license that has been revoked 5 times?



Man: No, Here, take a look,



And sure enough it was valid



Chief:Okay,but you carjacked this car?



Man:No it is my car.Let me get the registration out of the glove box and show you.



Chief:But dont you have a loaded gun in there ?



Man:NO



And sure enough there was no gun in there and the car belonged to the man.



Chief:Well it is my understanding that you shot your wife and she is in the trunk.



Man:No,let me open it for you.



And sure enough there was nobody in the trunk.



Man: And let me guess,The lying son-of-a-gun probably told you I was speeding too!