Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your Mom.
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a mens rest room?
A: Say, Nice dick.
Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
A: An itchy, twitchy twat.
Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they dont work.
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we dont get some support soon, people are going to think were nuts!
Q: Why dont bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: Moms have Mothers Day, Fathers have Fathers Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.
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