Russian Jewish immigrant to Texas

There was a young fellow who emigrated from Russia to Texas. He worked hard and prospered. He had a good life and sent for his father to join him.

His father looked like a religious Jew. The son decided hed be happier if his appearance were more that of a native Texan. So, he brought him into a barbershop and had his beard shaved off. He then had him fitted with a tall Texan hat.

After all that, he noticed his father was crying. When his son asked why, his dad relied, Im crying because we lost the Alamo.

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