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About twelve midnight local time an old man in a red suit and a long white beard was arrested while trying to gain entrance into the white house. Due to all the recent incidents at the white house, security has been extra tight and despite the old mans protest that he was just trying to deliver some gifts, the secret service had him locked up by twelve ten pm.

When the president was contacted his only comment was it must have been Rush Limbaugh, since he knew everyone else in the country loved him.

The old mans transportation (a sleigh and eight animals) was taken to the FBI lab for a complete search.

When the whole incident was over, the president gave a sigh or relief and said MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL is that okay Hill???

Oh well a weak attempt at humor on a full stomach. Eat too much venison for Christmas Dinner. Hope you all have a real nice Christmas and a Happy New Year.