Saint Peter, was sitting behind a desk on front of the gates of heaven, getting ready to start his day.
May the first person come. He said
Hello, Saint Peter. said the first person.
State you name and tell me how you spent your life. he said.
Oh Saint Peter, I am a nun, who spent her life helping those in need, and serving the Lord.
Here is a golden key, it will open the Gates of Heaven.
And off the nun went.
Next. said Saint Peter. How did you spend your life.
I spent my life like a normal human being. another woman said. I told some lies, white lies here and there. But nothing serious.
Here I give you a Silver Key. It is for the Pulgatory. You may go now. he said. Next. Tell me, how did you lived your life?
Oh Saint Peter, my life was spent on parties, with a different man every day. I loved a good dance, drinking, and having a different man every night. You might call me a creature of the night. said a beautiful Girl.
Here is a key made of Copper. he said.
Is that the key to Hell?!
No, thst is the key, for my apartment.
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Apr
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