One day a nursery school teacher says to the class, Who can



use the word DEFINITELY in a sentence?



A little girl jumps up and says… The sky is definitely



blue! The teacher



replies, Oh Sorry Amy, but the sky can



also be gray, or orange…



A little boy quickly says…Trees are definitely green!



Teacher replies,



Oh Sorry Michael, but in the autumn the



trees change color…



Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and shouts,



Does a fart have lumps?



The teacher looks horrified and says, Johnny! Of course



not!!!



Then I have DEFINITELY shit my pants!