29
Dec

School Play

Little Johnnys dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part.

Johnny enthusiastically announced that hed gotten a part.

I play a man whos been married for twenty years!, he said cheerfully.

Thats great, son. Keep up the good work! Before you know it, theyll give you a speaking part!

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