A recent Scotish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run….run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: R-r-run ya bastard, r-run will ya!
A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams R-r-run ya bastard, r-r-run will ya! The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling R-r-run ya bastard, r-r-run! All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.
A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whisper, He doesnt have to run, hes got four balls.
After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, Walk with pr-r-ride man!
07
Nov
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