The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their
50th wedding anniversary.

The old woman said, We will go to all the same places that we did on
our first honeymoon.

Uh huh, agreed the old man.

We will do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon, said
the old woman.

Uh huh, agreed the old man.

And we will make love like we did on our first honeymoon, said the
old woman.

Thats right, said the old man, except this time I get to sit on
the side of the bed and cry, Its too big, its too big!