Grandma took her grandson Junior to a seance. The medium was supposed to be quite an expert at communicating with the spirits of the recently departed. Soon the medium had everyone quietly, nervously, breathlessly awaiting contact with the spirit world – except Junior.

I wanna talk to my grandpa! he demanded.

The medium and Grandma tried to get him to be quiet, but he insisted. I wanna talk to my grandpa!

Finally, the medium snapped All right, kid, look over there! Theres your grandpa! and with a wave of her hand, a ghostly-looking figure appeared.

Hi, Gramps! called Junior. What are you doing here? You aint dead.