Sex Before Mass

The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all newly married couples, they were in a constant state of arousal. Well they didnt want to do anything wrong so they approached their Parish Priest for advice.

Father, the young couple asked … is it ok to have sex before Mass ?

The not so young Priest responded after a few moments of reflection … yes my children its ok to have sex before Mass .. but please dont block the aisles…

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