Sex spell

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses they come together again. I come aain and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.

You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine, says the lady indignantly. In this country we dont speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.

Hey coola down lady, said the man. Who talkinabouta sex? Im justa tellin my frienda how to spell Mississippi.

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