(Your jokes are too funny. You will be assimilated. Your piece de resistance is useless.)

Two Borg walk into a bar. One Borg says to the other, Did you hear about that city that was burned down in Argentina?

The other Borg replies, Yeah, just goes to show you; Resistencia is fusil.

A Borg was walking down a country road when he saw a donkey in a field nearby. Climbing over the fence, he pulled out his hand weapon, prayed loudly, and disintegrated the creature.

The farmer who lived there ran out the door. What in the world was that?

Why, said the Borg, What else? Ass immolation.

Best Bumpersticker on Borg ship: Blonde Borgs have the same fun.

Happy Borg: &>

Sad Borg: &