Short Guide To Religions

Taoism: Shit happens.

Buddhism: If shit happens, its not really shit.

Islam: If shit happens, its the will of Allah

Protestantism: Shit happens because you dont work hard enough.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Catholicism: Shit happens because youre bad.

Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama!

T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit!!

Atheism: No shit.

Jehovahs Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism: Theres nothing like a good shit happenin.

Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind.

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesnt.

Existentialism: What is shit anyway?

Stoicism: This shit doesnt bother me.

Rastafarianism: Lets smoke this shit!

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