Signs you are a Canadian

1. You stand in line-ups at the movie, not lines.

2. Youre not offended by the term, Homo Milk

3. You understand the phrase, Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine

4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.

5. You drink pop, not soda.

6. You know what it means to be on pogey.

7. You know that a mickey and 2-4s mean Party at the camp, eh!!

8. You dont hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national anthem.

9. You can drink legally while still a teen.

10. You know that francophones, anglophones and allophones are not electronic devices.

11. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.

12. You dont know or care about the fuss with Cuba, its just a cheap place to travel to and has good cigars.

13. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.

14. Youre not sure if the leader of our nation has EVER had sex and dont want to know if he has!

15. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.

16. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.

17. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

18. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield – that is some small town in Quebec!

19. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.

20. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

21. You know that Thrills are something to chew and taste like soap.

22. You know that Mounties dont always look like that

23. You read rather than scanned this list.

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