Signs Youre A Work-A-Holic
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- Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
- Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses.
- Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPNs homepage to your bookmarks.
- You have a to do list that includes entries for lunch and bathroom breaks and they are usually the ones that never get crossed off.
- You have actually faxed your Christmas list to your parents.
- Pick up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and capital gains.
- You consider 2nd day Air Delivery and Inter-office Mail painfully slow.
- You assume any question about whether to valet park or not is rhetorical.
- You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet. (you actually dine standing over the kitchen sink or lounging on the sofa.)
- Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
- Your grocery list has been on your refrigerator so long some of the products dont even exist anymore.
- You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process.
- You get all excited when its Saturday so you can wear sweats to work.
- You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
- You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
- You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
- You think that progressing an action plan and calendarizing a project are acceptable English phrases.
- You know the people at the airport hotels better than your next door neighbors.
- You ask your friends to think out of the box when making Friday night plans.
- You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix.
- You think a half-day means leaving at 5 oclock.
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