Old and New Jokes

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating? The man replies, All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious…Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything — meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything. Well, says the dentist, thats probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. Its eaten away your upper plate. Ill make you a new plate, and this time use chrome. Why chrome? asks the patient, to which the dentist replies, Its simple. Everyone knows that theres no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!