Some bumper stickers
Save the trees … Wipe your butt with an owl.
Seen on the back of a bikers vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off.
Please tell your pants its not polite to point.
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ass.
Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your groin unprotected.
GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge.
If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut??
Impotence: Natures way of saying No hard feelings
Heart Attacks … Gods Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
Dont be sexist – broads hate that!
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
Hes not dead, Hes electroencephalographically challenged
If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you
If you lived in your car, youd be home by now
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
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