Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman.

So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot.

Oh really, hmm, didnt know that, replied the Irishman.

Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. I told him St. Patrick was a faggot and he didnt care.

The second Englishman remarked, You just dont know how to set him off… watch and learn.

So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!

Oh really, hmm, didnt know that, replied the Irishman.

Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. Youre right, hes unshakable!

The third Englishman remarked, Boys, Ill really tick him off… just watch this.

So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, Hey, I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!

Yeah, thats what your buddies were trying to tell me.