This man comes to the Pearly Gates and is a little confused as to whereto report to God to get a determination on Heaven or Hell. He sees one sign that says: For Women and then notices a sign that says: For Men.

As he approaches the aisle for men, he sees one window with a sign: For men who were dominated by women in life. The line of men standing in that line was very long.

Then he saw another sign that said :For men who dominated women. He went to the second window and was the only one in the line.

At the window, God approached him and remarked, Wow, I have not had a man stand in this line for over a hundred years – you must be a tough person.

Well no, he replied, My wife told me to stand here.