I got these from a friend of mine, who got them from a BBS in
New Orleans. I have changed Wesleys so that the chorus goes
teenaged boy instead of only a boy; I think it sings a
little easier this way.

From Jean-Luc Picard (to the tune of Let it Snow)

Oh, the vacuum outside is endless,
unforgiving, cold, and friendless,
but still we must boldly go–
make it so, make it so, make it so.

From William Riker (to the tune of Deck the Halls)

Heres a vexing Christmas riddle
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la)
Why must I play second fiddle?
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la)
How can I impress Deanna
(fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la)
When Im number two banana?
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la la)

From Wesley Crusher (to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)

Im at Starfleet Academy and Id just like to say
I miss the opportunity to weekly save the day–
To make things worse I have to be
In some dumb Christmas play!
Yes Im bright, though Im just a teenaged boy, teenaged boy,
And the Enterprise was my most favorite toy.

From Data

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh–

or so I am reliably informed,
lacking a subjective and intuitively perceived
referent for the term fun, I am able only
to report the phenomenon as experienced by others,
whose individual perceptions somewhat color the–
yes, sir.