Y. O. D. A (To the Village Peoples Y. M. C. A)

(As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker).

YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I said

YOUNG MAN, now its muddy and brown. I said

YOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, cause I

*MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY*

YOUNG MAN, Theres no need to feel fear. I am

WONDERIN, tell me why are you here? How you

GROWIN, from this food on the plate, I say

*WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT*

You must be here to see Y. O. D. A

You must be here to see Y. O. D. A.

Hes 900 years old!

Hes so strong in the Force!

Do your Jedi Diploma course!

You must be here to see Y. O. D. A

You must be here to see Y. O. D. A

Come and get yourself clean!

Come and have a good meal!

Pretty soon now, the Force youll feel!

YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into

SOMETHIN brown that smells like a sty, and this

TIN CAN started swimming and then, he got

*SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM*

YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah. He is

COMIN, master Yoda not far. Ill be

HAVIN this bright thing that aint hot. It is

*MINE* *OR* *ILL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT*

You must be here to see Y. O. D. A

You must be here to see Y. O. D. A.

Hes 900 years old!

Hes so strong in the Force!

Do your Jedi Diploma course!

You must be here to see Y. O. D. A

You must be here to see Y. O. D. A

Dont just stand in the rain!

Youre all covered with mud!

come and sample my homemade crud!

OLD BEN, Are you listenin to me? I cant

TRAIN HIM, hes so reckless you see! Like his

OLD MAN, hes so angry but brave! Betcha

*HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE*

YOUNG MAN, If you start will you end, or be

GOING, off to save all your friends? To be

TRAINING, needs commitment and work, if you

*WIMP* *OUT* *THEN* *YOURE* *A* *JERK*

You gotta stay here with Y. O. D. A

You gotta stay here with Y. O. D. A

You should stay here and train!

You dont have to save Han!

If you do so, youll lose your hand!

You gotta stay here with Y. O. D. A.

(repeat and fade).