AlabamaHell Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska11,623 Eskimos Cant Be Wrong!

ArizonaBut Its A Dry Heat

ArkansasLiteracy Aint Everything

CaliforniaBy 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

ColoradoIf You Dont Ski, Dont Bother

ConnecticutLike Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Dont Own It – Yet

DelawareWe Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

FloridaAsk Us About Our Grandkids

GeorgiaWe Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism

HawaiiHaka Tiki Mou Shaami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

IdahoMore Than Just Potatoes… Well Okay, Were Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

IllinoisPlease Dont Pronounce the S

Indiana2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

IowaWe Do Amazing Things With Corn

KansasFirst Of The Rectangle States

KentuckyFive Million People; Fifteen Last Names

LouisianaWere Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But Thats Our Tourism Campaign

MaineWere Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

MarylandIf You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

MassachusettsOur Taxes Are Lower Than Swedens (For Most Tax Brackets)

MichiganFirst Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota10,000 Lakes… And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

MississippiCome And Feel Better About Your Own State

MissouriYour Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

MontanaLand Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

NebraskaAsk About Our State Motto Contest

NevadaHookers and Poker!

New HampshireGo Away And Leave Us Alone

New JerseyYou Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New MexicoLizards Make Excellent pets

New YorkYou Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney….

North CarolinaTobacco Is A Vegetable

North DakotaWe Really Are One Of The 50 States!

OhioAt Least Were Not Michigan

OklahomaLike The Play, Only No Singing

OregonSpotted Owl… Its Whats For Dinner

PennsylvaniaCook With Coal

Rhode IslandWere Not REALLY An Island

South CarolinaRemember The Civil War? We Didnt Actually Surrender

South DakotaCloser Than North Dakota

TennesseeThe Educashun State

TexasSi Hablo Ingles

UtahOur Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

VermontYep

VirginiaWho Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Dont Mix?

WashingtonHelp! Were Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.Wanna Be Mayor?

West VirginiaOne Big Happy Family… Really!

WisconsinCome Cut The Cheese

WyomingWhere Men Are Men… and the sheep are scared