Alabama:
At Least Were not MississippiAlaska:
11,623 Eskimos Cant be Wrong!Arizona:
But Its a Dry HeatArkansas:
Litterasy Aint EverthingCalifornia:
As Seen on TVColorado:
If You Dont Ski, Dont BotherConnecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less CharacterDelaware:
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our WaterFlorida:
Ask Us About Our GrandkidsGeorgia:
Without Atlanta were AlabamaHawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Shaami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes…
Well Okay, Were Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real GoodIllinois:
Please Dont Pronounce the "S"Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave FreeIowa:
We Do Amazing Things With CornKansas:
First Of The Rectangle StatesKentucky:
Five Million People; Seven Last NamesLouisiana:
Were Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But Thats Our Tourism CampaignMaine:
Were Really Cold,
But We Have Cheap LobsterMaryland:
A Thinking Mans DelawareMassachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than SwedensMichigan:
First Line of Defense From the CanadiansMinnesota:
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 MosquitoesMississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own StateMissouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at WorkMontana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little ElseNebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto ContestNevada:
Whores and Poker!New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us AloneNew Jersey:
You Want a ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent PetsNew York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney…North Carolina:
Tobacco is a VegetableNorth Dakota:
We Really are One of the 50 States!Ohio:
We Wish We Were In MichiganOklahoma:
Like the Play, only No SingingOregon:
Spotted Owl… Its Whats For DinnerPennsylvania:
Cook With CoalRhode Island:
Were Not REALLY An IslandSouth Carolina:
We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the NorthSouth Dakota:
Closer Than North DakotaTennessee:
The Educashun StateTexas:
A Whole Nother Country!Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your JesusVermont:
YepVirginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Dont Mix?Washington:
Help! Were Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family — Really!Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our CheeseWyoming:
Wynot?