An overly-sexed young man, who had an erection at the slightest provocation, went to a doctor for medical advice. The doctor suggested that he tape the organ to his leg. Shortly thereafter, the doctor received a call from the man who complained bitterly that the doctor had been the cause of his girlfriend leaving him, as well as possible criminal charges being filed. The doctor, mystified, asked the young man to explain.

The man said that he and his girl were walking down the street, and that she had spotted a twenty dollar bill on the sidewalk, skipped ahead to pick it up, bent over at the waist, and he promptly booted her with his foot right in her butt.