22
May
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.
He walks up to the drivers window and asks, You drinkin?
The driver said, You buyin?
Additional Jokes From "Police"
- A story behind a gun
- Telephone accident
- He is extremely drunk
- Touring Washington
- Holmes investigation
- All the strange names
- Warning all shoplifters
- Very stupid robbers
- Dealing with a juggler
- Stupid blonde driver
- Request before death
- Im going to a lecture
- Problem with a dog
- Make a last request
- Thankful hes drunk